BILL MAHER SOLVES [TOLEDO] DEM'S PROBLEM
I think the head of the OFFICIAL Democratic Party and Bill Mahr see it the same way!
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The problem with American politics today is that one party has the monopoly on all the anger. To be a Republican is to walk around all day madder than Paula Abdul with a fistful of Vicodin and nothing to wash it down with. [laughter]
And to be a Democrat means…I don't know. Your guess is as good as mine. [laughter] [applause] It seems like ever since Michael Dukakis was asked how he'd feel if his wife got raped, and he said, “Whatever,” [laughter] the Democrats have been the party that speaks softly and carries…Massachusetts. [laughter] When Dick Cheney says, “Go fuck yourself,” they say, “How hard?” [laughter]
In the last election, George Bush called John Kerry “a coward, a liar, a wimp, a flip-flopper and a war criminal.” And Kerry got so incensed, he almost fell off his windsurfer. [laughter] It's bad when the person in your party with the biggest balls is named Teresa. [laughter] [applause]
So, Democrats would do well to remember this: Anger can be good. Anger can be cleansing. Anger can be a force for change. Anger is what made America what it is in the world today: a hulking pariah whose only friends are toadies and sheiks. [laughter]
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